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'Breaking Dawn:' All Bark, Little Bite

The fourth part of “The Twilight Saga” features the most anticipated wedding since at least Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

 
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The much-anticipated sequel to the "Twilight" series begins today in east Cobb theatres.
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The much-anticipated sequel to the "Twilight" series begins today in east Cobb theatres.

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It has been three years since the first Twilight movie, and the wait is finally over: Bella (Kristen Stewart) and Edward (Robert Pattinson) tie the knot at last in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 1.

The film is the fourth in a supernatural soap opera franchise that has raked in nearly $2 billion worldwide. Here is all you need to know to jump into the series: Vampire Edward Cullen and virginal human Bella Swan are getting married, and their werewolf friend Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) is not very happy about it.

Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob? Let us know in the comments.

There are no spoilers here. Your teenage daughter can tell you exactly what happens. Edward and Bella get married. Two weeks later she gets pregnant. After almost dying, she gives birth.

Parents, don't worry; there is nothing to see in the honeymoon sequence. The birth scene, however, pushes the PG-13 rating to the edge.

That being said, teenage girls all over the country should squeal with delight.

It may come as a shock, but I am not a big Twilight fan. The dialogue is laughable, and the two-hour movie could have been 30 minutes. For the Twilight faithful, the “Twi-hards,” however, this is all cinema magic, culminating a year from now in Breaking Dawn—Part 2.

The flick-o-meter gives Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn—Part 1 three out of five.

Dinner

Depending on your preference, Edward or Jacob, go grab some Italian food for dinner. If you want to be mauled by a vampire, stay away from the garlic. If you don't, grab something spicy

Show Times

The film shows at Cartersville's Carmike Cinemas at noon, 1, 1:30, 2:45, 4, 4:30, 5:30, 7, 7:30, 8:15, 9:45, 10:15 and 11:30 p.m.

About this column: Brett Martin is a familiar face in the Atlanta area. He was the Entertainment reporter and Road Warrior for Fox 5 and Good Day Atlanta for many years (1999-2007). Brett continues to be a film critic and a member of the Broadcast Film Critics Association. He has personally interviewed nearly every major movie star and academy award winning actor and actress over the past two decades. You can catch all his reviews and find out more about Brett on his two websites. His movie reviews can be seen at www.flickedup.com. His video production business, which specializes in online commercials, can be seen at www.brettervideo.com. If you have any specific questions contact Brett via email at flickmeup@gmail.com or friend him on Facebook www.facebook.com/brettervideo. You can also follow him on Twitter at @imbrettmartin. Related Topics: Film, Restaurants, and dinner and a movie
Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob? Tell us in the comments.

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Brande Poulnot

10:19 pm on Friday, November 18, 2011

Sherry Burnell via Facebook: "Disagree. I thought the movie was awesome, and I am not some squealy teenie bopper. I would bet most of the people at the theater last night were in the 18 to 40 range. Lots of Edward and Jacob fans out there of all ages."

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